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Oh noes! It's the shag meme!

I have no effing clue who most of these men are, but I have definite opinions about some of them.


1. Bold the names of guys you'd definitely shag.
2. Possibly shag after a little persuasion (or the adult beverage of your choice), put in italics.
3. Leave the ones you don't know or wouldn't want to shag alone.
4. Strike the ones you wouldn't touch with a ten foot pole.
5. Add one of your own at the end.

1. Stephen Dorff (like, who?)
2. Wesley Snipes
3. Denzel Washington
4. Samuel L. Jackson
6. Ian Somerhalder (who?)
7. James Van Der Beek (who?)
8. Ashton Kutcher
9. Sean William Scott (who?)
10. The Rock
11. Brendan Fraser
12. Oded Fehr (who?)
13. John Hannah (who?)
14. Hugh Grant
15. Colin Firth (are you KIDDING? he would by no means suspend any pleasure of mine)
16. Liam Neeson
17. Daniel Day-Lewis
18. Leonardo DiCaprio
19. Billy Zane (who?)
20. Harry Connick Jr (ulch)
21. Sean Astin
22. Dominic Monaghan
23. Karl Urban (who?)
24. Vin Diesel
25. Paul Walker (who?)
26. Joshua Jackson (who?)
27. James Marsden (who?)
28. Shawn Ashmore (who?)
29. Hugh Jackman
30. Will Kemp (who?)
31. David Wenham (who?)
32. Viggo Mortensen
33. Elijah Wood
34. Tobey Maguire (ew)
35. James Franco (who?)
36. Alfred Molina
37. Harrison Ford (on the marital vows exceptions list)
38. Sean Connery (on the marital vows exceptions list)
39. Shane West (who?)
40. Stuart Townsend (who?)
41. Richard Roxburgh (who?)
42. Ewan McGregor
43. Jonathan Rhys Meyers
44. Christian Bale
45. Jared Leto
46. Colin Farrell
47. Ben Affleck
48. Josh Hartnett
49. Bruce Willis
50. Billy Bob Thornton
51. Dennis Quaid
52. Jake Gyllenhaal
53. Patrick Swayze
54. Keanu Reeves
55. Gary Oldman
56. Tim Roth
57. Steve Buscemi (play sleaze enough, I associate sleaze with you)
58. Michael Madsen (who?)
59. Rick Yune (who?)
60. Pierce Brosnan
61. Robert Carlyle (who?)
62. Jonny Lee Miller (who?)
63. Jude Law
64. Matt Damon
65. Clive Owen
66. Ryan Phillippe (who?)
67. Benicio Del Toro
68. Johnny Depp
69. Orlando Bloom (too stupid)
70. Sean Bean
71. Eric Bana (probably not)
72. Brad Pitt
73. George Clooney
74. Mark Wahlberg (cute, but...)
75. Jason Statham
76. Edward Norton
77. Ben Stiller (too stupid)
78. Owen Wilson (nope)
79. Vince Vaughn (who?)
80. Joaquin Phoenix
81. Russell Crowe
82. Billy Boyd
83. Paul Bettany (I always did prefer Maturin to Aubrey)
84. Heath Ledger
85. Mel Gibson
86. Jason Isaacs (who?)
87. Alan Rickman (on the marital vows exceptions list)
88. Kevin Costner
89. Christian Slater
90. Antonio Banderas
91. Tom Cruise (whacko religious cults are NOT sexy)
92. Ving Rhames (who?)
93. John Cusack
94. John Malkovich
95. Charlie Sheen
96. Kiefer Sutherland
97. Emilio Estevez
98. Rob Lowe
99. Matt Dillon
100. Kevin Bacon
101. Adam Brody (who?)
102. Andy Serkis (I'd love to talk to him, though)
103. Alan Cumming
104. Josh Groban (who?)
105. Sean Biggerstaff (hilarious name)
106. Zach Braff (who?)
107. Harry Sinclair (who?)
108. Gerard Butler (who?)
109. Marton Csokas (who?)
110. Jeremy Sumpter (who?)
111. Sean Patrick Flanery (who?)
112. Cillian Murphy (who?)
113. Hugh Dancy (who?)
114. Ioan Gruffudd
115. Mads Mikkelsen (who?)
116. Enrique Murciano (who?)
117. Jamie Bamber (who?)
118. Craig Parker (who?)
119. Dean Cain (who?)
120. James Marsters
121. David Boreanaz (Sorry, Broody McForehead!)
122. James Spader
123. Kevin Spacey
124. Al Pacino
125. Jim Caviezel (who?)
126. Josh Holloway (who?)
127. Will Smith
128. Matthew McConaughey (maybe...)
129. Patrick Wilson
130. Milo Ventimiglia (imagine me saying who for most of the rest of these...)
131. Jason Dohring
132. Brandon Boyd
133. Tom Welling
134. Sean Maher
135. Tré Cool
136. Billie Joe Armstrong
137. Mike Dirnt
138. Adrienne Armstrong
139. Jason White
140. Matthew Fox
141. Peter Sarsgaard
142. Derek Jeter (sorry, I'm a lifelong Sox fan)
143. Travis Fimmel
144. Michael Vartan
145. Rob Thomas
146. James Purefoy
147. Michael Rosenbaum
148. Jensen Ackles
149. William Fichtner
150. Ron Livingston
151. Adrien Brody
152. Goran Visnjic
153. Alessandro Preziosi
154. Chris Pine
155. Ryan Gosling
156. Ray Winstone
157. Tay Diggs
158. Gael Garcia Bernal
159. Jack Davenport
160. Rufus Sewell
161. Steven Colbert
162. Jon Stewart
163. Chris Eccleston
164. David Tennant
165. John Barrowman
166. Joe Flanigan
167. David Hewlett
168. David Nykl
169. Paul McGillon
170. Michael Shanks
171. Nathan Fillion
172. Scott Speedman
173. James McAvoy
174. Conan O'Brien
175. Jeremy Irons
176. David Thewlis
177. Brandon Routh
178. Tim Daly
179. Jason Momoa
180. Alexander Siddig
181. Michael Weatherly
182. Mark Harmon
183. Anthony Stewart Head (on the marital vows exceptions list)
184. Richard Dean Anderson
185. Paul Gross
186. Callum Keith Rennie
187. Hugh Dillon
188. Kevin Smith
189. Hugh Laurie
190. Robert Sean Leonard
191. Nicholas Brendon
192. Alexis Denisof
193. Stephen Fry (since we have Laurie on there)
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Okay, I wouldn't kick that out of bed. So long as I don't feel moved to groan every time he opens his mouth.
I'm pretty sure he's one of the cute-but-has-a-brain ones (not like Orlando Bloom - gawd that poor brainless boy).