What is the thing you're reading called?
the entertainment that shall remain nameless
When you write a brief note directly attached to the thing you just read, you are:
what? people do that?
You prefer to read text with this color scheme:
light text on a dark background
dark text on a light background
blinking pale pink text on a light gray background
This poll has oppressed you!
My journal layout is pale pink on gray, you insensitive clod.
You have left my favorite jargon out of your list, you illiterate clod.
I can't read, you insensitive clod.
I never leave commentfeedback, because wank wank wank wank wank, you [ELIDED] clod.
Your suggestion above that I am wanky has oppressed me, you insensitive clod.
I will detail my reasons in a very long comment or perhaps a passive-aggressive LJ post in which I name no names, dear.
Oh, come on, get with it, all the kids wank in unreadable Tumblr reblogs these days, you antediluvian clod.
So anyway, how the hell have you all been?