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Giles is pregnant! ABO fic followup.
Giles was married! Past relationship, jealous Buffy.
Giles is Willow's father! There is some hand-wavy explanation. Buffy is jealous.
Giles is Xander's father! There is adorable parenting after an awkward adjustment.
Giles has wings!
Giles adopts a kitten! Possibly with Xander's connivance.
Giles has an adventure on the TARDIS! With your favorite Doctor, whom you will mention in a comment.
Buffy is pregnant! Giles is to blame somehow.
Xander is pregnant! Giles is to blame somehow.
Snyder appears to disapprove.
Ethan appears to commentate.
Angel appears to glower.
Wesley tries to help.
There's a cat no matter which plot you pick.
The cat is telepathic.
Giles's car can fly.
New Text Question
So where the hell have you been anyway?
Time just sort of passed while I wasn't looking, you know?
I got stuck in a pocket universe.
There wasn't any shrimp.
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