Or at least that's the reason he gave for absolutely needing to be between me & my laptop just now.
If it all crashes and burns I’ll have at least made my resume weirdly more diverse.
Star Warsy: The Machete suggested viewing order I’ll spoil it: the Machete order is IV, V, II, III, VI. He gives his rationale and the results of a showing to a fresh Star Wars viewer; I find it persuasive. You will note that Episode I doesn’t appear in the list. This relieves everybody except the Qui-Gon fans, which are the only kind of SW fans reading this so… oh dear.