State-dependent learning! I am its slave.
Random: This wank delights me. Fanfic writers pulling a GRRMartin about their open-for-more-ficcing AU universe! It's awesome in particular because the names are so huge in fandom political circles, so you'd have thought the wankers would have known already how fanfic works. Known to be braced for the exploration of surprising undercurrents in their own fic. But deliciously, no!
And now back to lost artifacts, underground rivers, and erupting volcanos.