Back to stuff you might care about slightly: I'm experimenting with id-cracky smut sans four-letter words. Definitely erotic when it wants to be, but fandom's favorite word for the male anatomy will not be making an appearance. Not that I object to the words, just that they don't really fit the tone of the rest of it. It's a thing. I'm trying it.
Tomorrow I'll need to switch modes to my

Random: Probably not-worksafe, in a blobby way, 1st century BC Roman coins.