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A poll to entertain you on a Saturday.

Not a ficpoll, but another sort of poll: kinky fanfiction and you, cuppa tea, cuppa tea, Giles got shagged again edition.
Poll #1466060 Kinky fanfiction and you!

Kinky sex + fanfiction:

Yes, please.
4(12.9%)
When I'm in a certain mood.
6(19.4%)
Every now and then.
1(3.2%)
Fic is where I get to enjoy the wild stuff I'd never, ever get near in real life. So go all the way!
0(0.0%)
You're one of the few writers I'll read kink from.
3(9.7%)
No, thank you.
0(0.0%)
I skip over all the sex in fic to get to the plot.
0(0.0%)
Go together like tea and lemon.
1(3.2%)
Note that I don't like lemon in my tea.
0(0.0%)

Hardcoreness level of the fic I like best is:

I haven't yet found the limit.
3(9.4%)
The more hardware, the better.
2(6.2%)
How about some handcuffs and consensual sensation play?
3(9.4%)
A little bondage is okay. Silk scarves. Feathers.
1(3.1%)
I prefer to stay in fluffier territory, like h/c. Or flufic.
0(0.0%)
It's not the stuff the characters do; it's the way they feel about it that matters.
11(34.4%)
Eek. I'll just be in the kitchen putting the kettle on for tea.
0(0.0%)

Giles:

dominates.
4(12.5%)
submits.
0(0.0%)
switches.
5(15.6%)
rejects your overly-restrictive categories.
9(28.1%)
glares witheringly and retreats to the kitchen to make a pot of tea.
3(9.4%)

Giles and Buffy:

Buffy runs him like a railroad and always has.
2(6.7%)
Giles takes over and gives Buffy all the extreme sensation she needs.
2(6.7%)
I liked Giles's old-fashioned in-charge-ness in the "Show-off" story.
1(3.3%)
This relationship isn't kinky in the least.
1(3.3%)
That Watcher/Slayer stuff, it's weird and mystical. They're equals sharing a miserable destiny.
5(16.7%)
share a thermos of late-night tea and commiserate.
4(13.3%)

Giles and Xander:

Xander is so very submissive to Giles, dude.
3(9.7%)
Turn it around: Xander with the key to the handcuffs. Like, say, "Rough Boys".
1(3.2%)
Schoolboy kink!
2(6.5%)
This one goes hardcore.
1(3.2%)
This relationship isn't kinky in the least.
1(3.2%)
don't ever drink tea together, but share a beer now and then.
12(38.7%)

Giles and Ethan:

Are you kidding? Ethan taunts Giles into beating him up, and both sides seemed to enjoy it a lot.
7(22.6%)
Ethan's a sadist, and Giles said so himself.
0(0.0%)
Giles was too strung out on drugs to remember clearly.
1(3.2%)
This relationship isn't kinky in the least.
0(0.0%)
This relationship is all hearts, flowers, and gentle courtship.
0(0.0%)
Maybe not that, but it's much more a meeting of equals than this top/bottom paradigm describes.
4(12.9%)
drink tea together often, and Ethan usually spikes it.
2(6.5%)

Blackmail:

needs to go harder core.
1(4.2%)
has already gone about as far as I like reading.
0(0.0%)
should get more into that season 4 retelling already.
4(16.7%)
should avoid too much plot and stick with the sex.
0(0.0%)
should just tell us what happens when Buffy and Giles get home from dinner, already.
1(4.2%)
promised us a threesome with Wesley at some point. When is it going to deliver?
0(0.0%)
is a love story. With whips.
1(4.2%)
already has a detailed outline, so why are you asking?
1(4.2%)
hasn't had enough tea-drinking in it yet.
1(4.2%)

The kink I enjoyed reading in Blackmail most, so far:

bondage
4(18.2%)
whipping
1(4.5%)
orgasm denial
0(0.0%)
knives
1(4.5%)
hypnosis
0(0.0%)
that phone conversation
2(9.1%)
the part where Giles tasted like the strong tea he'd had for breakfast.
3(13.6%)

Tea plus:

lemon
0(0.0%)
sugar
2(6.9%)
honey
3(10.3%)
little cakes
2(6.9%)
whiskey
2(6.9%)
nothing
2(6.9%)
what is a crumpet, anyway? It sounds like a baroque instrument.
2(6.9%)
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