This has been a regularly scheduled fit of depressive writerly neurosis. Normal programming should resume shortly.
Edit: Dammit. This was supposed to make me laugh at myself. Not working yet. Must stomp off into a corner and catastrophize some more.
Happy belated shared birthday to penwiper26! I spent my birthday in my pajamas playing Skyrim, which is exactly the sort of thing one…
Happy birthday to seldomifever! May it be a calm day in which people fuss over you rather than the reverse :)