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Depressive surprise!prawn poll.

Man, I'm in a bleak mood today. Depressive and Marvinish and why do I bother with any of this? Everything I write sucks and nobody reads it and I'll never manage to scrape up the work ethic to finish my Big Bang story never mind write that original novel that I've had outlined for a year now and oh god I'm so depressed and there's this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left side and...

Yeah, shoot me if I keep that up any longer. Say something distracting. Or give me something to do.

Hey! wickedfox's latest Giles manip is cheering! (Borderline NSFW, which is obviously why I haven't looked at it yet. Cough.)

No, wait, that gives me an idea. How about a sudden!prawn poll? Note that I'm giving you your darn ticky boxes. Don't abuse them by picking everything.

Poll #1359775 FicPoll Mark XXII, surprise subtext edition

I want utterly shameless sudden prawn featuring:

Giles/Buffy/Ethan
3(13.6%)
Giles/Buffy/Xander
1(4.5%)
Giles/Buffy
5(22.7%)
Giles/Ethan
0(0.0%)
Giles/Jenny
0(0.0%)
Giles/Spike
1(4.5%)
Giles/Watson
0(0.0%)
Giles/Wesley
0(0.0%)
Giles/Xander
1(4.5%)
some pairing you pick, based on the goodie-prompt winners.
0(0.0%)

With these goodies sprinkled in:

angst
0(0.0%)
apocalypse
0(0.0%)
bodymods
0(0.0%)
books
0(0.0%)
button-fly jeans
0(0.0%)
cigarettes
0(0.0%)
courtesy
0(0.0%)
drugs
0(0.0%)
first-time
0(0.0%)
gender-bending
0(0.0%)
guitars
0(0.0%)
leather
0(0.0%)
magic
0(0.0%)
powerplay
0(0.0%)
rain
0(0.0%)
schmoop
0(0.0%)
sleaze
0(0.0%)
snark
0(0.0%)
sportscars
1(4.3%)
swords
1(4.3%)
tea
0(0.0%)
tenderness
0(0.0%)
tokens
0(0.0%)
transgression
0(0.0%)
whisky
0(0.0%)
wings
0(0.0%)

RPF is:

Creepy.
4(18.2%)
Only creepy if it's smutty.
1(4.5%)
Fine when it's about historical figures.
2(9.1%)
Totally fine at all times.
2(9.1%)
A tradition in fanfic: "Visit to a Strange Planet Revisited" is an early example.
1(4.5%)
Person, or persona?
0(0.0%)
Making me want to write something about the nature of celebrity and our reactions to it. Like maybe it's about the construction of public personas. But it's also like audio sampling, because--
2(9.1%)
Shut up and tell me where the good Fry/Laurie RPS is.
3(13.6%)

Jeremy Clarkson can only believably be shipped with:

A Lambo.
1(6.2%)
No, no, no, the Pagani Zonda.
1(6.2%)
The image of himself on film, going on and on about something.
6(37.5%)
I can't believe you want me to imagine Clarkson shipped with anything.
6(37.5%)

Separate fic journals are:

Wildly annoying.
0(0.0%)
Contributors to the problem of fic notification spam.
0(0.0%)
A solution to a problem that doesn't really exist.
3(14.3%)
Meh.
7(33.3%)
A good idea, especially if they segregate all that wittering off where I don't have to read it.
3(14.3%)
A good thing, no snarky asides necessary.
1(4.8%)

Fic communities win over fic journals because:

I can watch them without having to expose my flocked entries to typically-insane writers.
2(9.5%)
More than one person can post to them.
4(19.0%)
Look, we can tell you're biasing the responses here.
9(42.9%)

The next TV show you should watch is:

Being Human
2(10.0%)
BSG
4(20.0%)
Life on Mars, UK edition
5(25.0%)
The West Wing, last 3 seasons
1(5.0%)
Something else, which I'll evangelize at you in the comments.
7(35.0%)
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Oh. My. God. Are they seriously allowed to say that? On, well, what I'm assuming is not premium channels? I must watch this show!