Antenna (antennapedia) wrote,

I am m34n. Just ask my cats.

Today was Cat Trauma Day. First I tormented them by locking them in the house. Then I chained them up in the cat carrier and subjected them to a car ride to the sausage-making facility. There, they were poked and prodded to see if they were fat enough to be made into kitty sausages. Then needles were stuck into them for no reason whatsoever. Then the Fluffy Cat was taken away for dental surgery by Steve Martin.

Both cats registered their strongly-worded protests with the management. The management is looking forward to brushing their kitty teeth at least once a week. The management is not thinking that the salmon-flavored toothpaste will mollify them.

Random: Speaking of SteveMartin!dentist, compare! Original vs remake. I'm thinking Murray > Nicholson, but mostly it's the script.
Tags: pets, random

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