Title, title, who's got a title? It's either "Giles tells tales" or "Storyteller" or "The Knight, the Pirate, and the Wood-Nymph". I can't decide which. What to do about a story that careens from mood to mood, from sad to sweet to sexy to absurd? Mu. Need another approach. I could be oblique and pick some obscurantist fragment of Eno lyric. Why are titles so hard? Either they're the easiest things in the world or I'm left tearing my hair out.
I should just call it "Motel Room and a Bottle of Jack" and have done with it. I observed today that I added the file to my subversion repository a year ago tomorrow, so really that's enough time wittering over it.
Where did I put my Saturday? I appear to have mislaid it. I sat down to write this morning, and that was the last thing I noticed. Have you seen my Saturday?
ETA: Wait, wait, I know! Ethel the Pirate's Daughter!