My on-going thanks, then, to elves nutterbudgie, seldomifever, and xdawnfirex.
Today I wish to rant about synonym-itis. But I won't. I will confine myself to noting that the word "digits" has entered the proscribed list, along with "ministrations" (in a sexual context) and "engulf" (in any context that does not involve disastrous floods or giant squid).
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