On my birthday, I give things to you. Like a hobbit does. Mathoms. Because I'm selfish and wish to use you to solve my clutter problem. Only I'm not together enough this year to mail out lots of little packages to people, so I think the right idea is ficletspam.
And you know what that means.
One or many?
Giles + who?
Relationship intensity level?
I have a brief prompt for you, because I really want to see Giles on roller skates fighting a giant squid.