Nothing hardcore actually happens, but Xander is threatening to do quite a lot by the end. Handcuffs, leather pants, leather jackets, a flogger, a sulky Watcher, and a determined Xander. About 3400 words total, including the bit from the other day.
Now I re-read it and fix all the typos and secretly revise the hell out of it. But I posted it only two minutes after midnight EDT. Go me.