Just got eye exam. Got lectured for not having been in for 3 years. STFU! I'm here now! STFU! In revenge, they dilated my eyes and took retinal photos. Now I can't see a damn thing. Well, I can see. It's just blurry. Very very blurry. Work is out of the question. Bleah.
My prescription did not change. They claim there's slightly more astigmatism in one eye than there was. Woo.
Okay, what shall I do while I can't focus on anything within three feet of my face?