April 6th, 2012

Giles/Buffy sword

Giles fans notoriously hate snark. Also sarcasm.

Poll results are in and they say that you people like snark. Whoever could have predicted that? Not me, no way. You guys never vote for snark in these polls.

Let's see, what else? Buffy won by a landslide, with the next contender being the library-era Scooby ensemble. Most of you want romance, though a sizeable minority want action/adventure. You want scorching snark with no fannish tropes. The resulting fic will get tagged with magic and tea for sure, and maybe swords and rain.

Also, you put butter on your toast. Maybe with jam.

This story specification puts it firmly in my wheelhouse. You guys are throwing me a breaking ball that doesn't break! You didn't even vote for mpreg! Well, two brave souls voted for mpreg. <3

Prompts! Some chewy ones here: Collapse )

I am very tempted to combine those last two prompts. Very, very tempted. Massively. You can't stop me, bwahahahahah!