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Drunken Giles 2010 master list

It is the time of year when Giles breaks out a bottle and a glass and indulges himself in his favorite adult beverages. In fact, he's been over-indulging. Maybe it's been champagne, eggnog, good ale, cheap beer, moonshine, mixed drinks, or a simple glass or five of single malt, neat. Maybe he's been with friends, lovers, enemies, or both. Maybe he's alone. Whatever it was that happened, he had too much and now he's drunk.

Find out how it happened that Giles came to be drunk as you read this year's collection of stories for the Drunken Giles ficathon.

If you have written a story for the collection, please comment here with a link and maybe a bit of information about your story. I'll add it to the list! I'll collect story links until January 31, 2011, so you have lots of time to write one of the fine available prompts featuring a drunken!Giles.


0_ruthless_0: Shallow Past Trilogy 01) 99 Bottles Of Beer..., 02) Hard Liquor, 03) Blood of Lions - Giles/Ethan, mature
angelus2hot: One Night Outside of Destiny - gen, all readers
brutti_ma_buoni: The Old World and the New - gen, Robin Wood
brutti_ma_buoni: Once Upon a Rainbow - gen, teen
brutti_ma_buoni: Mortal Peril - Giles & Harmony, teen
brutti_ma_buoni: First Blast of the Trumpet - Giles/Faith, teen
capitano_fic: A Night To Remember - Giles & Buffy, teen
consumedly: One Night Off - Giles/Xander, adult
daiseechain: Dirty Creatures - Giles/Ethan, adult
drsquidlove: "Either way, there's Scotch." - gen, all readers
drsquidlove: Doritos on the Slippery Slope - Giles/Xander, mature
froxyn: Secrets to Tell - Giles/Buffy, teen
helenkacan: All Warm and Fuzzy - Giles/Xander, teen
horrorfangirl: You got troubles, tell them to the bartender - gen, teen
littleotter73: In Whiskey, Veritas - Giles/Buffy, mature
loreofthefaye: Playing the Game - Giles/Faith, mature
loreofthefaye: Candlelight, Wine, and a God - Giles/Buffy, teen
rebelxxwaltz: Questions Are Free, but the Answers Will Cost You - Giles/Buffy, mature
mmooch: It Wasn't Me - Giles/Buffy, teen
mmooch: The Watcher Nuzzles - Giles/Buffy, adult
mythichistorian: Vi Dýr Ennui - gen, Andrew, mature
secondalto: Gathering Courage - Giles/Buffy, teen
skargasm: Watcher in the Middle - Giles/Spike/Xander, adult
sparklyfanta: Unsaid - Giles/Olivia, general
the_huffster: Of Eggnog and Stalking Mistletoe - Giles/Buffy, teen
theladymerlin: Jello Shots - Giles/Spike, mature
whichclothes: Watching the Watcher - Giles/Spike, teen
Either way, there's Scotch.
w00t! Am I first? I'm first! 2011 will be a year of miracles!

I wrote a little gen (no, really!) vignette,

Either way, there's Scotch.

for prompt 3, 'Giles becomes a Watcher. Is he celebrating or regretting? Either way, there's Scotch' from brutti_ma_buoni.

S.
Re: Either way, there's Scotch.
You're first! I, like Giles in your story will soon be, am hungover, so am moving gingerly this morning.
My Drunken Giles Story
Title: Watcher in the Middle
Rating: NC17
Pairing(s): Giles/Spike/Xander
Beta(s): Unbeta'd but Proofread
Prompt(s): Drunken!Giles prompt : Spike/Xander. Drunk!Giles stumbles on the pair who until this point had enjoyed a very secret relationship. They can be drunk too if needs be, and Giles can be flabbergasted or aroused.
Table(s): 50kinkyways prompt : 43 : Outdoor Sex and lover100 prompt : 027 : Threesome & tamingthemuse prompt : #232 : Silence is a Healer
Disclaimer: Joss owns 'em, I just grab 'em, make 'em do dirty/bad/wrong things then hand 'em back!
Summary: The best way to stop him telling their secret is to stick him right in the middle of it!


Watcher in the Middle
I made it!!!
I thought the fics should be finished on 31.12 and wanted to drop my claims *blush* ... Yet, now I'm here with my first finished work (the second prompt is still unwritten) *punch in the air* The story is basically a lot of smut and something in between. They talk, they watch, they wank... *sigh* It's inspired from prompt 80 "There's nothing better than a good scotch before going to sleep.”

http://consumedly.livejournal.com/12897.html#cutid1

RYL

Edited at 2011-01-03 12:40 pm (UTC)
Re: Drunken Giles prompt 38
Ooh! I spotted that on FF.net earlier today and wondered if it was for this fest. It was! Yay!
Drunken!Giles Prompt #48
(Anonymous)
Title: Jello Shots
Chapters: 1/1
Characters: Giles, Spike, Buffy, Willow, Xander
Pairing: Spike/Giles
Prompt: Drunken!Giles prompt #48 Drunken Giles tells the Scoobies what he really thinks of them and also outs himself and Spike as a couple at the same time!
Rating: R for implied m/m sex
Genre: Comedy
Disclaimer: Not mine, all belongs to Joss
Beta: None, all mistakes are my very own
Notes: A special thank you to nouseforasammie for the final line from Giles
Summary: The Scoobies gather for the New Years celebrations, it doesn't go exactly as planned





Jello Shots (http://theladymerlin.livejournal.com/10417.html#cutid1)


Drunken!Giles Prompt #48
Title: Jello Shots
Chapters: 1/1
Characters: Giles, Spike, Buffy, Willow, Xander
Pairing: Spike/Giles
Prompt: Drunken!Giles prompt #48 Drunken Giles tells the Scoobies what he really thinks of them and also outs himself and Spike as a couple at the same time!
Rating: R for implied m/m sex
Genre: Comedy
Disclaimer: Not mine, all belongs to Joss
Beta: None, all mistakes are my very own
Notes: A special thank you to nouseforasammie for the final line from Giles
Summary: The Scoobies gather for the New Years celebrations, it doesn't go exactly as planned





Jello Shots


YES! The Watchers & Slayers Society annual holiday do has made its traditional appearance! EXCELLENT.
Title: Watching the Watcher
Author: whichclothes
Pairing: Spike/Giles
Rating: PG
Disclaimer: I'm not Joss
Summary: Written for the Drunken Giles Ficathon, where my prompt was: Giles has been arrested for being drunk and disorderly. Character of your choice to bail him out and take him home. Thank you to silk_labyrinth for the beta-ing!

http://whichclothes.livejournal.com/242914.html
Okay, mine's done!

Prompt #25: : “Buffy leaves Rome to visit a very drunk Giles on New Year’s Eve who tells her some very unnerving truths.”

Secrets to Tell
Aaaaand the other one. I won't be getting #10 any time soon, but I did get in my required Giles/Xander quotient, for secondalto's #67, Giles/Xander Season 4, in Xander's basement, bad American beer induces confessions.

Doritos on the Slippery Slope
Giles/Xander, Rated R.

S.
Oh lordy! It's the pink elephant
A Night to Remember

Prompt #24: There's a pink elephant demon in town - which you need to be intoxicated to see. As Buffy and alcohol are unmixy things, Giles volunteers to down a drink or two (or three, of four - at least one in every bar/party they visit) so he can help her find (and fight it ...)

'Tis done. 'Tis silly.
'Tis to be found here --> capitano-fic.livejournal.com/3053.html
I hope this works..
Title: You Got Troubles Tell 'Em To The Bartender
Author: horrorfangirl
Rated: Teen
Paring: Gen
Summary: Giles tries to find out what's in the beer,
Spoilers Season 4 Beer Bad
Disclaimer. Not mine!

horrorfangirl.livejournal.com/14228.html
Sucess?
Thanks for letting me have a whirl. Had a blast... XD

The whole ‘writing while drunk’ suggestion though – while is huge fun at the time leaves a hell of a lot of typos to be cleared up the next morning, I’ve discovered.

The Shallow Past Trilogy

Title: Ninety-Nine Bottles Of Beer…
Word count: 2,606
Drink of Choice: Flame – it’s cheep, strong, and crash-cooled. Also, surprisingly easy to drink. What more could you want out of a beer?
Fandom: Buffy
Characters/Pairing: Giles/Ethan
Rating: FRT (I think)

Summary: Ethan manages to convince Giles that having a beer or two with him won’t result in a few hundred pounds of extra muscle, and a tail come the next morning.

Dedication/Challenge/Prompt: Prompt #36. Giles/Ethan - 99 bottles of beer on the wall.

http://0-ruthless-0.livejournal.com/8912.html

Title: Hard Liquor
Word count: 2,670
Drink of Choice: London’s Dry Gin. No explanation needed, really.
Fandom: Buffy
Characters/Pairing: Giles/Ethan
Rating: FRT (I think)

Summary: Sequel to ‘99 Bottles’. What use is trying when you can’t trust?

Dedication/Challenge/Prompt: Prompt #33. Giles/Ethan or Giles and Ethan, bickering old men and still dangerous.

http://0-ruthless-0.livejournal.com/9024.html

Title: Blood of Lions
Word count: 4,094
Drink of Choice: Taboo – Vodka and Blueberry Soda. Don’t ask. No, really. And Stella Artois.
Fandom: Buffy
Characters/Pairing: Giles/Ethan/ um… with a bit of Xander for good measure. Sorry, couldn’t resist.
Rating: FRM (I think)

Summary: Everything comes together. It’s the same day as when they first met oh so many years ago. And on a more sobering note, it’s also the anniversary of Randal’s death, and their falling out, too. And as the continuance of their relationship from that night in the pub, which was now a good eight years ago. What better was to mark the occasion than a few quiet drinks?

Dedication/Challenge/Prompt: Prompt #34. Rupert Giles/Ethan Rayne. This one can be friendship (I know, I know) or slash. Set in the future when they're old farts and decide they want to turn water into wine and indulge in a little oneupmanship as to who can produce the best vintage. Bonus points if a Scoobie of your choice drops in unannounced and gets sucked into multiple wine-tastings ... or more!

http://0-ruthless-0.livejournal.com/9325.html
Re: Bacchae Story complete!
Woohoo! You're operating in one of my very favorite genres in that one, I have to say. Mmmmm, tasty.
I stagger in at last bearing a link aloft!

Dirty Creatures

Giles/Ethan, sometimes drinking Absinthe summons real green faeries.


Title: Dirty Creatures
Author: Daisee Chain
Fan Rating: Adult
Spoilers: All through season 7, through The Chain season 8
Warnings: Excessive violence, profuse profanity
Characters/Pairing: Giles/Ethan, Thomas, Phillip, Deirdre, Randall, OC
Summary: Grumpy old men often have very fond memories of their own youth. But this is Giles we're talking about here, and old acquaintances are not always best renewed.


It has, I hope, a little bit of everything for everyone: comedy, drama, angst, Giles, Ripper, absinthe, and fairies.

With apologies to the original prompter because this didn't turn out nearly as slashy as I first thought it would.
Coming in just under the wire here ...

Vi Dýr Ennui

Response to prompt 82: Giles/Andrew or Giles and Andrew: 'They were stuck here for at least a day, probably two. Just him, and Andrew. Giles opened the nearest bottle of something alcoholic, and drank. A lot...'

Completed in a hurry, no beta (so all the errors belong me), and far, far too many words. Giles + Whiskey + Rum + Andrew appears to result in rambling. In Elvish ...
Barely made it:

Title: Drinking Game
Rating: PG-13
Pairing: Giles/Ethan/Buffy
Notes: Written for the Drunken Giles Ficathon 2010, prompt 92: Giles/Ethan + Buffy. Buffy walks in on a drunk Giles and Ethan and decides to join the fun. Post show and ignoring the graphic novels. And a very big thanks to sadbhyl for her wonderful (and might I add gentle) beta work.


Fake cut to journal

Edited at 2011-01-31 04:42 am (UTC)